August 10, 1996
Sturgis Motorcycle Rally, Sturgis, South Dakota
Largely criticized as being little more than an excuse for Eric Bischoff to indulge his love for motorcycles, WCW Hog Wild 1996 served as the first PPV featuring Hollywood Hulk Hogan as a fully fledged villain.
So, quite why the original VHS cover for this event still features The Icon in all his red-and-yellow babyface glory is anyone’s guess, but hey, let’s not bogged down in details. Instead, let’s focus on tonight’s show, a free, open-air event held as part of the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally which would see Hogan, now leader of the industry-changing new World order, looking to dethrone The Giant for the WCW Championship.
Would he succeed? Would the nWo continue the reign of destruction they’d waged on World Championship Wrestling ever since the infamous night of Hogan’s heel turn back at Bash at the Beach 1996?
Let’s cut the intro here and find out together, shall we?
Welcome to Sturgis
- Schiavone looked ridiculous in his “biker costume” (complete with fake tattoo)
- The sound of the Sturgis crowd revving their engines was going to be a big distraction, drowning out the commentators and getting pretty annoying, pretty quickly.
World Championship Wrestling Cruiserweight Championship
WCW Cruiserweight Champion Rey Mysterio vs. Ultimo Dragon (w/ Sonny Onoo)
With Iron Mike Tenay joining the commentary team, Rey Mysterious successfully defended his cruiserweight title against Ultimo Dragon in a spirited, though somewhat disappointing match.
Scott ‘Flash’ Norton vs. Ice Train
Here, my one-time hero sought to gain revenge on his former Fire & Ice tag partner Scott Norton after flash turned on him a few weeks earlier on Nitro.
In a brief interlude, we were next shown a recap of a sit down interview with The Nature Boy Ric Flair which had originally played out earlier on WCW Saturday Night.
The voiceover man assured us that the t-shirt and denim jacket were the coolest items of clothing around, though one look at them was enough to assure you that this wasn’t the case.
I don’t know about you, but when I think of cool, the last person I think of is the Mouth of the South.
Battle of the Bikes
Bull Nakano (w/ Sonny Onoo) vs. Madusa
In a rematch from their Summerslam 1994 encounter, Madusa and Bull Nakano locked up in a match in which the winner would be allowed to smash the loser’s motorcycle with a sledgehammer.
Backstage, the Steiner Brothers were chatting to fans online via Compuserve (remember that?) until Rick Steiner found a “game” and wouldn’t let Scott play on it.
The two began playfully jostling behind two laptops, neither man seeming all that concerned with their upcoming WCW tag team title shot against Harlem Heat.
If that sounds weird, believe me, that’s because it was.
Dean Malenko vs. Chris Benoit (w/ Woman & Miss Elizabeth)
In between my Bash at the Beach 1996 review and tonight’s show, I watched every single Nitro and clued myself in as best I could on the storylines taking place at the time. That includes the ongoing rivalry between The Four Horsemen and The Dungeon of Doom, which somehow saw Jimmy Hart hiring Dean Malenko to take out Chris Benoit once and for all.
Despite this, I just can’t tell who -if anybody- is supposed to be the babyface in this story. As far as I can tell, it’s all just a bunch of heels hating on each other. You know what? If that’s what it took to produce matches like this, then I’m all for it.
Yes, I’m aware of what Benoit did, and no, I’m not in the camp that thinks he should still be revered by fans after the crimes he committed, but for the sake of these reviews, I’ve decided to just judge Benoit’s matches on their own merit,and as such, I’m happy to report that yes, this one was a good one.
A true ‘wrestling’ match in the purest sense of the word, The Crippler and The Ice Man atacked each other with everything they had in a gruelling, hard fought contest that was spoiled only by a general lack of interest from the Sturgis crowd.
Despite this, the two kept going, first wrestling each other to a time limit draw, and then taking the match into not one, but two five minute over-time periods. In the second of these, Woman got involved, allowing Benoit to roll-up Malenko for a somewhat anti-climatic finish.
Your Winner: Chris Benoit
After more shots of the live crowd, it was straight on to our next match.
World Championship Wrestling Tag Team Championship
WCW Tag Team Champions Harlem Heat (Booker T & Stevie Ray w/ Sister Sherri & Col. Parker) vs. The Steiner Brothers (Rick & Scott Steiner)
Just when it looked as though the subdued crowd had possibly fallen asleep for good during that last bout, Booker T, Stevie Ray, Rick Steiner and Scott Steiner certainly did a terrific job of waking them up again with a fun, by-the-numbers bout for the tag team titles.
Getting the crowd pumped up in a way that they hadn’t been all night, both teams went at it in a hard-hitting battle that was made all the more enjoyable thanks to the excitement generated by the live audience.
Just when it looked like The Steiners may have secured the victory, Col. Parker and Sister Sherri got involved, the latter blasting Scott in the face with white powder, and the former drilling Steiner over the head with a cane. That was enough for Booker T to make the cover, get the count, and win the match for his team.
Your Winners and Still WCW Tag Team Champions: Harlem Heat
Up next, we were shown footage various WCW superstars riding to Sturgis, along with more generic shots of people riding through the streets on bikes. You know, just in case you hadn’t already figured out that this was a biker ralley or something.
World Championship Wrestling United States Championship
WCW United States Champion Ric Flair (w/ Woman & Miss Elizabeth) vs. Eddie Guerrero
For the second pay per view in a row, United States Champion Ric Flair had one of the best matches on the show, this time in a solid defence against future legend, Eddie Guerrero.
With the sun setting on Sturgis and the crowd now finally alive, both men went at it in an exhilarating, see-saw battle which up to this point was your writer’s favourite match on the entire show.
After plenty of back-and-forth action, Woman once again got involved, giving Ric Flair the assist by pulling on his arms for extra leverage as he held Guerrero in the figure four. Apparently passing out due to the pain, Guerrero lay on the mat, shoulders down, and was pinned.
Your Winner and Still WCW United States Champion: Ric Flair
Somewhere out in the arena, Mean Gene interviewed Jimmy Hart and WCW Champion The Giant about the latter’s upcoming match with Hulk Hogan. Hart warned Hogan not to fall over “because nobody will be there to pick you up,” whilst Giant himself spoke about how Hogan had betrayed WCW, and how it was up to The Giant himself to end Hulk once and for all.
Sting & Lex Luger vs. The Outsiders (Scott Hall & Kevin Nash)
Though the ambiance of being outdoors in the dark did lend a certain aesthetic appeal to this match, the actual in-ring action did nothing -and I mean *nothing*- to warrant anybody ever watching it more than once.
To say it was boring would hardly be doing it justice. Honestly, from the moment it started to the moment it finished, it seemed as though neither Lex Luger, Sting, Scott Hall, nor Kevin Nash actually wanted to be there. All four men simply showed up and did as little as they possibly could to get through a dull, lifeless bout.
Thankfully, Luger and Hall eventually put us out of our misery when the former picked up the latter for a torture rack. Referee Nick Patrick got in the way, coming up short on the reeving end of Hall’s boot and taking a tumble. In a move which must have seemed bizarre at the time -but which now makes plenty of sense with hindsight- Patrick “accidentally” chopped Luger around the back of the leg, causing Hall to fall on top of him.
One very fast three count later, and this one was finally over.
Your Winners: The Outsiders
With all that over and done with, it was on to our main event of the evening.
World Championship Wrestling World Heavyweight Championship
WCW Champion The Giant (w/ Jimmy Hart) vs. Hollywood Hulk Hogan
Perhaps the four men in our previous match should have been watching closely as The Giant and Hulk Hogan locked up in the final match of the evening. Why? Because this was a perfect example of how to do very little and actually make it work.
Post match, The Booty Man with two men carrying a birthday cake for Hogan. Presenting it to the new champion, the man formerly known as Brutus Beefcake played up his real-life friendship with Hogan and implied that he was the much-talked-about fourth member of the New World Order.
Though WCW Hog Wild 1996 may have been only marginally less historically important than the game-changing Bash at the Beach ’96, the show was certainly far superior from an in-ring stand-point. The two main event matches may not have been up to much, but Flair/Guerrero, Harlem Heat/Steiners and Benoit/Malenko all made this one well worth the watch.
Next time on Retro Pro Wrestling, I’ll cover the Clash of Champions match which saw Hogan make his first title defence against Flair, followed by Fall Brawl 1996, featuring nWo vs. WCW in War Games. Until then, thanks for reading, and be sure to come join me on Twitter @Retropwrestling.http://twitter.com/retropwrestling
Hogan was awesome as a heel.